Brighten Your Trading Day with 10 Bulb Jokes!

Lighten up your mood and brighten your day with a collection of illuminating humor! We've compiled the top 10 bulb jokes that are sure to spark some laughter and add a watt-load of fun to your day.

1. How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
   None. That's a hardware issue!

2. Why did the light bulb go to school?
   To get a little brighter!

3. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
   A fish.

4. Why did the light bulb file a police report?
   It got screwed!

5. How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
   Oh, you've probably never heard of it. It's a really obscure number.

6. Why did the light bulb break up with the lamp?
   It found a brighter idea.

7. How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
   Two. One to change it and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.

8. Why did the tomato turn red?
   Because it saw the light bulb!

9. How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
   Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

10. Why did the light bulb get promoted?
    It had an illuminating personality!

Light bulb jokes have a timeless appeal, offering a lighthearted way to brighten your day. Whether you're into clever wordplay, puns, or just enjoy a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to leave you with a smile. So, the next time you find yourself in the dark, remember these light bulb jokes and let the laughter shine through!