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Most people in crypto are looking for a way to get rich, very few are truly in it for the Tech although most say they are.
But how do you get rich quickly?
The BIG If
ICOs, NFTs, MEME coins, AI Agents, $TRUMP all could have made you millions if.......
If you would be among the first!
Crypto has always been about being early in the right narrative and putting your money on the right digi-horse.
Who would have thought that JPGs on a blockchain would be worth millions? I for one would never have put my money on that.
But they did, and you all missed out otherwise you would not be here reading this.
The thing is to get rich in crypto you need to be lucky online and on the right platforms.
Discord, Telegram, and X are probably the best places to find possible winners, and itΒ΄s true you can invest $1000 in ten possibilities you find suitable and you only need one to do 11X to make a profit.
Happy Go Stupid
The crypto space has very little logic when it comes to making money.
Hence itΒ΄s better to think with your balls than with your brains, I guess that is why so many men in crypto.
But really, the whole story about DYOR, reading whitepapers, looking at TVL, roadmaps, and real-world usability.
Did it apply to NFTs, hardly.
And these things certainly did not apply to meme-coins, so itΒ΄s clear to get rich quickly you need to dumb down.
The Path To Millions
All you need to do is follow the right Market makers to find that next 1000X that one lucky shot.
Really, it is that simple and there is just one risk....
If you want to get scammed go to Discord, X, and Telegram.
Many among us have lost it all because we thought we found the next golden ticket, for a while we were waiting in front of the gate of the Chocolate Factory.
Then we noticed that for us the gate never opened, but while we were looking at this amazing factory someone else was draining our wallets.
Getting rich quickly is for dumbos, so how did I do it?
BitcoinBaby Dumbass
I made a nice bit of money from the NFT craze, without buying or creating one NFT.
I got the free ones!
And sold those!
Yes, the NFT frenzy was so crazy that people paid for the stuff they could get for free.
I made $300 from selling free stuff but I made a lot more from telling people how to find these NFT airdrops.
My posts went viral!
And I got rich!
Not from selling NFTS but from readers signing up to this place called TORUM, where many NFT airdrops were published.
I ended up with 7000 XTM most of it through sign-up bonuses. Finally, the token launched on Kucoin at the height of the bull market.
And instead of staking my 7000 XTM like most people on TORUM did. I sold when XTM did a 30X and reached $1.50.
Support your community..... and stay poor.
I made a 6K profit (and painfully paid almost 2K in ETH and other fees) from NFTs, without investing a dime.
A little more tbh because I made $300 from selling and another $60 from my blogs.
Real Life Example #2
A similar thing happened to me with CAKE or now BAKE.
They had a nice referral offer and a $30 sign-up bonus if you invested $50. Then you could stake that and based on their compound calculator get 50K in 10 years.
That sounded so good, it could not be true but still, I tried it.
And it worked.
I got the $30 bonus, but because I was a noob and read that the guy behind this token was kinda shady I got cold feet and took out my $50 BTC.
That was a few months after the post and 80 people signed up for free crypto using my link.
80 X $10 referral bonus plus a bit of compounding and some other stuff ended up being worth over $1000.
I withdrew about $800 that first year and probably another $200 over time.
A 25X on a $50 investment.
Like I said: Online, right place, right time, make a buck.
Because if you wait till your favorite YouTube Finfluencer tells you you are not too late to buy this token...you know it is...
The Dark Side
When I say it worked, I did not refer to turning my $30 bonus into 50K. That DFI token was worth $3.60 at the time and now is holding steady at 2 cents.
I still have about 800 tokens of this useless piece of shit that probably has no future whatsoever. But that doesnΒ΄t matter.
ItΒ΄s all about ROI and growing your stacks.
Okay, enough chatting about me being a baby entrepreneur.
Next week I will share more stories on how I lost money but ended up rich in crypto.
Just one hint, to get rich in crypto you need to sell and take profit.
My Selling Statistics
That is what I have been doing since November 5th, 2024 let's see how that looks after 12 weeks.
From my selling portfolio on Bitvavo I sold 22% but that is because of the continuous dump we have seen happening in Altcoins for the last two weeks.
The Trump Dump
That dump is scary because it means I will be down a lot on my BTC to ALTs swap.
Five weeks ago I swapped $600 in BTC for ALTs as I expected ALT Season to be upon us.
The first couple of weeks I was up on that trade, last week I was down for the first time, only $5 down but down all the same.
This week:
LetΒ΄s See
Last week my BTC would have been worth $712, it's down 2% making it $697!
LetΒ΄s see what my swap is worth this week:
ETH: $150 last week's worth $160 down 4.2% = $153
Beam $125 last week's worth $117 down 23% = $90
SUI: $175 last week's worth $229 down 15% = $195
SOL: $100 last week's worth $147 down 2.5% = $143
Curve $50 last week's worth $53 down 16% = $44
This week's total: $625,5
I am down on this swap, $72 down!!!
Guess my overall tactic starts to look sensible or are we at the dumpiest before the pumpiest???
I mean one of the reasons I started selling early is not to be late.
Another reason is that I do not believe we will see an ALTSZN as we saw before.
Now I might be wrong about that, but so far being wrong has not happened often in my crypto career.
If I take a healthy non-biased look at the market I see:
A lot of the retail money coming in is sucked dry in an instant.
Last cycle retail got a chance, they made a buck and then lost it all.
This time they are sucked dry within a week.
Too many coins dilute the market and too many memes that only make the DEVs rich.
I donΒ΄t like agreeing with people, especially not with Alex but I think he has a point.
Welcome To Crypto
Just imagine being a noob and buying $TRUMP last week and being down 51% on your first investment.
I thought all these noobs might take their money and move it into something a little more serious, but it seems that only 1% of all the $TRUMP newbies did so.
I was hoping for 7 or 8%, but at this rate, retail is not getting in. That means most of you are not getting out with a 10X....neither will I but at least I am selling and getting out with profit.
But more about that and not staying poor in crypto Conservative BitcoinBaby Style next week.
Bikini Bottom Line
I am close to the point where I am going to be better off if I kept it in stables..... welcome to crypto I guess.
Yes you can LOL me, and call me a dumbass baby!
Or as I am also selling, feel free to call me a:
LetΒ΄s see how deep I sink by next week!
Thank goodness you made it till the end Pees, Love and I am out of here!
