[βππ§ππ£] ππππ ππ π¦π£ πΉππ₯ππ ππ - The $TRUMP Dump Stinks
The infamous $TRUMP Dump caused the biggest liquidation ever and BTC proved it has grown resilient.
By becoming an institutionalized asset BTC volatility has diminished...or at least it seemed that way this week.
That $TRUMP Tarif Dump last cycle would have been over 30% but not this time...not for BTC but we all know who got hurt, right?
ETH, if you did not want to get rich this cycle this soy token should have been your bet.
There has been so much happening, but somehow ETH has sided with the wokies and lost the 2024 cycle election.
There always has to be one, one that is the laughingstock of the cycle. Last time it was XRP, we all thought it would be Cardano this time but for now....
So Last Week
So, Last week I talked about getting rich in crypto:
[βππ§ππ£] ππππ ππ π¦π£ πΉππ₯ππ ππ - How To get Rich Quick In Crypto! (1)
I showed several examples of how I got rich from being online, and in crypto all the time. And I did not even need to be trading.
The key factors to getting rich quickly in crypto:
- Dumb-down
- Be early
- Be online all the time
And if you got those three, you must have the dumb luck to be online, at the right time.
Because being early means there is only a small window of opportunity.
That window grows during the height of the cycle, that is when there is most money to be made.
No Risk Still Rich
You donΒ΄t have to be trading if you can be shilling. Shilling is the safest way to make a buck as I explained last week.
Although, it does not always play out the way I like it.
I mean yes I have been in some mouthwatering good places....but
Wrong Place Wrong Time
I also have been in less fortunate situations.
My BAT adventure was one of them.
I used to swap people's BAT for BCH I made on platforms like NoiseCash & ReadCash.
The idea was great, people who did not or could not create a wallet that allowed deposits of the BAT token they made from the Brave Browser could swap their BAT for BCH with me.
There was just a small fee to pay.....but you still got 66.6% of what your BAT was worth.
Things looked great, especially those last few months I had about $500 in BAT tips spread over two content creators.
Then Brave happened.
They blocked both creator accounts, and the $500 dollars in BAT for which I paid $333 was gone forever.
That loss was probably close to what I made in profits so far, but I lost precious hours.
Not A Shiller
I don't consider myself a Shiller tbh.
I just wrote about my life in cypto, I was in the right place at the right time, and people liked my ideas.
The most noticeable is that those profit schemes I told you about all originated in the same period. They all happened between January and December of 2021.
You know what time that was, right?
It was only during that November 2021 last leg of the bull market that I noticed I made more from shilling than from volatility:
- I made about 7K in stables from shilling - Investment $0
- I made 3.5K from trading - Investment $1200
- I made 1K from holding Bitcoin - Investment $1000
- I made 1K from platforms that in crypto (Hive, Noise, Publish) - Investment $0
Hence, the last Bull market ended in a 12.5K profit, so I ended up with a 6X on my investment.
And then The Bears Happened!
The Bear Market changed me, most of my profit dwindled and I became an investor or rather, an involuntary long-term holder.
But more about that next week, when I will even disclose if that strategy did a 6X already!
My Selling Statistics
That is what I have been doing since November 5th, 2024 let's see how that looks after 13 weeks.
From my selling portfolio on Bitvavo I sold 26%. Now that is partly true, because yes I was able to sell some OM at its ATH after the TRUMP Dump.
In the meantime my total value invested Trumped to its 2025 Low, meaning that my percentage in stables rose.
I am halfway through the 5th of May and I got 25% out, I think I am on track as I do expect that last leg up to pump sooner rather than later.
Results Of A Dumbass Baby Selling His BTC:
LetΒ΄s See:
Last week my BTC $600 BTC that I swapped for ALTS would have been worth $697, it's down 2% making it $683!
LetΒ΄s see what my swap is worth this week:
ETH Start $150: last week's worth $153 down 10.5 % = $137
Beam Start $125: last week's worth $90 down 25% = $67.5
SUI Start $175: last week's worth $195 down 1.5% = $192
SOL Start $100: last week's worth $143 down 9 % = $130
Curve Start $50: last week's worth $44 down 25% = $33
This week's total: $559,5
I am down on this swap, $123,5 down!!!
Thanks Dumphead, you now even are down on your investment!
You still think itΒ΄s the dumpiest before the pumpiest
Thank goodness you made it till the end Pees, Love and I am out of here!
