[ℕ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣] 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕠𝕚𝕟 - I Think I Have Crypto PTSD

2TSj...cEUn

28 Mar 2025

Okay, Maybe It´s Me!

Maybe I am just traumatized, I have been seeing my holdings dump in April & May for years. That is what I have grown used to.

But historically, April and even May were bullish, and August and September are the real Bear months.

This Time It´s Different

Last week, I explained this might be the Great Crypto Reset, or is it just the timing of the cycle that is different?

Will it be different this time?
Feb sucked C in hell.
March seems to be coming to an end without double digits butttt:Till April 2020 and June were pretty decent.

Macro seems to support the fantasy that this time it might be different...money printers going Brrrrr soon.
Tariffs seem to die before coming to life... and are already seen as the new normal.
Sentiment globally is more pro crypto, except for the ECB, of course. But it will change....
But the best news is this:
Bitboy arrested again.... I love it when we clean up the Cryptoverse!
And I love to see these strategic reserve state-level treasuries turning America orange after all the red and blue battles we have seen over these last few years.

50 states united under BTC

Trump Happened

Like I said last week, I changed my plans because Trump happened. He needs lower rates, and he is getting them.

Although he has been milder this week because he was tanking the market too quickly. Well, until he opened his mouth again this morning, that is.

Hence, until April 2nd, I will not be making any serious predictions. But if he keeps being milder till April...

Tariffs; would be the biggest April Fool's joke ever!

So What If I AM Right

I have been pondering this great crypto reset, this never again a true alt season. I explained the why, but for those who missed it...

ETF money will not flow into lower-cap ALTS as it used to
We have way too many ALTS to all pump from money trickling down once BTC is near its peak
Meme´s in general and $TRUMP in specific sucked all liquidity out of the market

I just checked some wallets, I am so 66,6% down since last year, if not more. And I know what a Season can do:
And I have seen the ALT CircusBut really, I just can not get my head around it. RDX is Dead, EGLD is dead, XTM is dead, ETH is dead, GLMR is dead.
So many coins I have accumulated since last cycle got slaughtered. I do not see them doing that 10X.
Now some won´t that is for sure...

Others could....if it were not different this time.

Maybe we are early, maybe we are still just waiting for things to go bananas.
Maybe this cycle is more like 2017, and we get crazy gains in April and May.

I mean the world has not been a more crypto-friendly place than it is today, Macro is looking good ....liquidity will come. All big players will start printing and buying BTC at the same time, as they know their fiat scam will diminish in value rapidly.

I mean it´s that easy, if I was Trump and I wanted out of my Dollar Debt....keep printing and use that money to buy Bitcoin. Devalue your currency and your debt and pay for it with some satoshis and start over.

But my mind is so short-term term I mean... right now I AM
I can´t even imagine an alt season with 2-3 weeks of double digits, while I know it can happen.

The Nightmare

This really could be Crypto PTSS
I have been buying so many dips for so long, I just do no longer see straight. All that talk of 10-100X potential.

Guys & Dolls I bought the bottom and I spread my stables over about 60 ALTs if not 88:
I am in tune with the market, and still my best buy did a 7X???
On average, my ALTS did a 2X till now, it´s so bad
I had such high hopes around March last year, and market tanked.
Then those dreams came back to life for a week last December and....
Four years I planned to sell before May and go Away, and that failed, so I am an involuntary hodler again soon.
And I know my portfolio overall is not even that bad, I am still looking at a 3.5X overall, but come on... we all saw....
Okay, enough GIFS, you get the point.
Initial plan failed, Baby got PTSS, adjusted plan, will hold these coins till December if needed.
But come December, I want out...or basically I wanted out but I delayed my coming getting out. Sorry, I should not be outing anything that could be hodled against me.

Just imagine people actually might accuse me of anti-gay rhetoric, although I think it´s kinda allowed again to joke about being Gay as long as you do not make fun of the Transalvanian peeps...
Did you see me being inclusive there I used an orange man, a Yellow man, and a man of color, as you can say orange and yellow but not..

Did I piss off enough peeps already or should I bring up Snowwhite?
Nah, everyone has brought up Snow White and they all show the same shit.... they should have named the movie SnowweirdOkay so the only readers I have left are white, privileged and politically incorrect ....sorry I guess you are the hardest bunch to piss off.

You don´t care about anything but your Beer, Truck, and Guns. Damn you are hard to piss off even Chat GPT can´t do it... I mean if this is the best you come up with....

1. Challenge Their Self-Made Narrative

🔹 "You act like you pulled yourself up by your bootstraps, but let’s be real—if you had to switch lives with someone without your privilege for a day, you’d be crying before noon."

2. Mock Their Political Incorrectness

🔹 "Oh wow, you’re ‘anti-woke’? So brave. You must be exhausted from fighting against basic human decency."

3. Expose Their Hypocrisy

🔹 "It’s funny how you claim to hate handouts, but somehow, generational wealth, tax breaks, and nepotism don’t count."

4. Attack Their Need for Validation

🔹 "You call everyone else ‘soft’ but get triggered the moment someone questions your outdated opinions."

5. Use Sarcasm to Undermine Their Views

🔹 "Yeah, no, I totally get it. Rich white guys have had it so rough lately. Thoughts and prayers."

I personally did not get further than Your Momma and then some.
Okay, just to be clear, this is not me talking, this is my PTSS spitting.... You don´t have to take it personally, because I am annoyed with everyone.

Five long years I had no life, I worked a job and lived in the crypto verse full-time, planning my exit, counting my millions, and now this happened???

Yes I am pissed off, and use I will
Okay, I guess it´s time to go. I've alienated everyone by now, but there is more where that came from till next week

Thank goodness you made it till the end Pees, Love and I am out of here!