SAY NO TO ALCOHOL.
I GOT DRUNK AND WOKE UP NAK£D 😭😭 On the 23rd of July 2020, still in Dschang when I was in my second year at the university, we decided to organize a hostel party, where everyone was to contribute 5k and we were to use all the money contributed to buy food stuffs, and drinks for the party. The morning if the feast, the boys went to rent chairs and buy drinks and us the ladies were in the Kitchen cooking.
The guy came back and prepared the hostel hall where the party was to take place. They arranged the tables and placed drinks on them. Each table 2 a bottles of Pastis, since it was the cheapest whiskey they saw in the market. 8pm came, and it was time for the party. I dressed up in my mini gown and went to the party. Everyone was sh0cked seeing me in a mini gown. I was flawless, but less did I know my flawlessness was to end in the floor. By 9pm, we started eating, but I never wanted to drink yet because I was still acting mature. When my maturity went down, I took my glass, opened a bottle of Pastis and started drinking. I invited my table mates to drink, but they told me to keep on drinking, while promising to join me later. I drank until I later started seeing people double double. My eyes were dark and I my legs were heavy. Minutes later, I was gone....[Drunk] At 4am the next morning I felt some morning cold passing through my private part, I woke up and noticed I was in the party hall with two others and we were all nakéd and sleeping on the floor. Alcohol immediately dried from my eyes. I spied my private part if it was touched, and I noticed it wasn't. I searched for my key all round the hall and I didn't see it. I searched for my gown too, but I saw nothing. I went to my table and discovered my keep there with the bottle of Pastis I opened.
Since there was no dress, I saw a rag (the rag the boys used in drycleaning the hall) I took the rag and wore it. Luckily, it was a T-shirt rag. I walked through the compound of the hostel and entered my room. As I entered my room, I only came out 3 days later with the shame of the world on my face. When I came out, one of my neighbours went to her house and brought out my gown saying "I washed your gown Mef" I asked her what happened and she explained everything. She said I drank a bottle of Pastis alone and that I started dancing like someone who just discovered music for the first time. She said I even vomited all round the hall and concluded saying "all your dress was vomit and we couldn't find your keys to put you in your room, so we just undressed you and made you sleep in the hall" When she said all these, I entered my room back and came out after 1 week. Everyone at the party saw my private part 😭😭😭😭😭.
