A NOOBs BTC Halving Expectation

Sorry, I just got to get this off my chest.
There is this noob, or rather there are a lot of noobs.
I know I used to be one, but I moved up to being a knob.
And these Noobs thought the halving would be magical.

BTC Halving

Now they are noobs, they are not plain stupid. They did not expect their BTC to become worth 50% less overnight.
But this Meme says best what they do think;

And I get it, I was a Noob Pussy last time thinking big in 2020.....and guess what nothing happened after the halving, Next block was mined, and the next, and the next. That was May 2020 and nothing happened till October.


Of course, a noob should DYOR, but hey there is so much to learn when you are new in crypto. We should not have high expectations, they are human.

The Big Picture

But for those noobs that end up reading this;
"Mate, the halving itself is a nothing burger!"


"It´s just another day in crypto paradise."
When you want to know what really happens dive into the matter I will just paint you the bigger picture in one go:

Bikini Bottom Line

On April 20, 2024, BTC was at $63,851.10, that is the halving for you right there at the bottom line.
Now go and sit in the corner, study your stuff, be quiet, and wait till October 2024.

Thank goodness you made it till the end Pees, Love and I am out of here!

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