Good dey naja

I no fit lie you, me self no guide ajeh. im broke for real, i no get up to 200naira for my Aza talkless of having money Wey I go use do sub or use chop, im sorry boss, I no fit render any help now cuz me self im going thru a lot ajeh, and i'll be happy if i fit see 100mb data or even if na 500naira only from you make I use am chop this night and tomorrow..
My mom self talk say make | borrow her some change I just Dey give her scope say make she chill meanwhile I no get shishi, family and friends need me but im not there for them, you need me right now too and l could not render any help because I’m fucking broke,boss pls shey make I paste my Aza ni make you do your boi at all at all, ajeh we gather dey, pls bro don't tell me that you don't have, I'll collect any amount you give me pls I'm suffering.
You pple just Dey think say i get money ni, ajeh i no get Shingbain for hand, I just Dey lowkey, you go see say e don tey Wey i post self, i no get money to buy new dress, shey person Wey never chop
I'm planning on selling my phone self but when i reach tarmac they talk say iPhone 5 never Dey ground na why i never change am, things not easy for me too, na fake life i Dey live everything just dey do me.
shey make I paste my Aza ni make you do your boi at all at ajeh