AppLovin - Break

My Brain is completely fried and not processing any new information.

Will be back tomorrow for a double feature.

Please look forward to a breakdown of AL's core business, software services, and acquisition history.


Price at time of writing: $84.06


Instead, I shall present to you, a diss track from an anonymous friend.
(he's subbing in for J Cole)


You were family turned snake
Al and Fredo on the lake
Trust Issues over a weekend
Like the song featuring Drake
I used to think you were a saint
You gave cheese I took the bait
It's my fault and now I'm awake

So all of this for what?
You put us on the clock
Fighting over nothing
Like you like to shadow box
I'm the hen you were the fox
Switching tunes you got the aux
I'm free like Dobby
I was given the socks

I don't mean to be rude
But why did you do this dude?
Did you play with the things you were saying
Cause this ain't no Words with Friends
Should've seen this coming but it was hype
I was warned about your trends
Why did we fuck around knowing that this would end?

Now the cookies got no cream
You were the friend that held the knife
Like this was Scream
Tears while sending shots, my brother
New Jack City Meme
Should've seen all of the red you flaunted
Like you wore Supreme
If it's too good to be true then I'm Nelly
It was Just a Dream
I mean
You got me feeling icky
I knew that this was risky
But I thought we'd split it fifty-fifty
Yet your halo was a Frisbee
You were Avery and I was Ricky
Fuck the promises on your pinky
You invent so much shit
I should call you da Vinci

Now I feel used like a whore
You went and shut the door
Like Andy dropping Woody on the floor
Saying “I don't want to
Play with you no more”
What happened to what we swore?
You were a person I adored
Punished me for thoughts you think I had
What is this, 1984?
We chose to explore
No more going back to before
You just running up the score
I feel like I'm Kobe
Cause I turn my back and then you point the 24

It was my mistake to play your game
And now nothing was the same
Clowned around and went insane
Guess that makes me Bruce Wayne
So now there ain't no trio
My mistake for fucking with you Geo
I did too much for your ego
Fuck our history we incognito
Dodging bullets like I'm Neo
Now I have to run and get out
After Breaking Bad like El Camino